Cubicle

One Bizarro Me,
at least, must be having fun,
sexy adventures.

Legal Erotica

Butt-plug contract is
unenforceable, against
public policy.

I was challenged to write fan-fic haiku in a legal theme. It's actually a lot harder than it sounds. Law has so many syllables, it's hard to get a pithy punch line.

Erotica

Both his sexiness,
and his rash, slayed me: scorching.
Panty-combusting.