Why Everyone Hates Environmentalist-Types

It's been a long, long time since I lived out something ludicrous enough to make a blog episode.

[Outside Target]

Man: Do you have a minute to help the homeless?
Rex: No, sorry.
Man: Thanks, have a good day.
Matt: But I know you care about the environment.
Rex: Sorry, I have no money.
Matt: I'm not asking for any money, I just wanted to talk to you about the environment. It'll only take a minute
Rex: ..... oh, fine.
Matt: What's your name?
Rex: Um, do I have to tell you? Why don't you just say your spiele.
Matt: What is WRONG with everyone today? There was this woman earlier who was just yelling at me.
Rex: I prefer to stay anonymous. This info is always used for marketing and stuff.
Matt: Marketing? Do you see me writing anything down? I really take offense to that!
Rex: You can always write it down later. What are you selling?
Matt: I'm not selling anything. My name is Matt. I'm from Greenpeace. See, when you're talking to someone, it's polite to tell that person your NAME.
Rex: Oh, I see. So you're here to give me an etiquette lesson?
Matt: Exactly.
Rex: Peace.

Bitchass.