Dorito

Full of self-loathing.
When Dorito winked at me,
I did not say no.

PS - Congratulations ME on my 1500th post!

Another Song for Gianni

I know you loved me,
now. You took a chance, though we
flopped disastrously.

Weddings

Who made up silly
rule that friends must match decor?
Codpieces, that's who.

Lunch at Native Foods

Magical veggie
meatball sub; dense sourdough.
Sleepy, carb regrets.

Cathy Two

Replaced chocolate
with new vice: cheese. Cathy Two:
'Lectric Boogaloo.

They Ruined It for the Rest of Us

Sterilization
never gets fair debate, since
damn Nazis tried it.

Thin Lesbian Punks

Thin lesbian punks
have the sharpest hair. I wish
I could pull that off.