Cameron Distributing Darwin

Actor Kirk Cameron, best known for his work on the television program Growing Pains, is touring college campuses to hand out copies of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species that contain a 50-page critique by Cameron himself. What do you think?

"Unless Kirk Cameron can make me feel the growing pains of going from a tortoise to a giant tortoise, I'm skeptical about anything he has to say."

Observations of Today

1. Taco Bell started calling sour cream its "special sauce." At least it sidestepped the full ridiculousness of calling it a secret sauce.

2. Kenny G is a funny guy. My dad met him today before or after a concert and told him that he was learning how to play the tenor sax. KG told him not to get too good, or else he might have some competition.

Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker

After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you think?

"What the - ? How is a 92-year-old is the longest member of... oh never mind, I got it."

Federal Government Wants Subway Safety Oversight

The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal government. What do you think?

"No one is better positioned to make transportation more efficient and more foresightful than the government. For example, Los Angeles: the last time the government got involved, they tore up all the existing tracks in order to promote more driving."

Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits

Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of rabbits, allowed the animals to regain full sexual function. What do you think?

"it's reassuring to hear of this solid, science-based development. I was getting worried for all those who were using the more dubious product, Extenze for Bunnies."

"Is anyone else worried that there's this apparent population of sexually disabled rabbits?"

Fed Bans Debit Overdraft Fees

The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs that guarantee their balance-exceeding transactions go through. What do you think?

"Wait, the Federal Reserve just authorized a program in which I can opt to bounce checks?"

ABC Cancels 'Hank'

After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you think?

"I didn't even know I wanted to watch this show until now. That's why they should have called it Kelsey Grammer a Disgraced CEO Returns to a Small Hometown, instead of Hank."

Obama Visiting Asia

President Barack Obama leaves for Japan Thursday, kicking off a nine-day diplomatic visit to Asia that will include four days in China. What do you think?

"The trip is bound to be successful because of the President's affinity with Asian cultures. Like the Japanese geisha, Obama is skilled in the fine art of conversation; like the Chinese grandmother, he is an aficionado of mah jong; and like the North Korean everyman, he disciplines himself against obesity."

Pabst Up For Sale

The Pabst Brewing Co., owners of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Schlitz, is on the market for around $300 million. What do you think?

"My first thought was to worry about Pabst's business reputation. Then I remembered that Budweiser is selling wheat beer now, so really, they can't screw up.

Cash For Clunkers Resulted In Trucks For Trucks

Analysis of federal data shows that a substantial number of the participants in the federal "Cash for Clunkers" program merely swapped an older truck for a newer one with slightly better gas mileage. What do you think?

"To be honest, I'm not against more fuel-efficient cars. What I am against is missing out on a chance to screw over the government."

Berlin Wall Came Down 20 Years Ago

On Nov 9, 1989, the East German government announced that it would allow free travel between East and West Germany, an act that eventually led to the reunification of Germany. What do you think?

"And on November 10, 1989, the German people regretted their actions, observing that rumors of the other side's David Hasselhoff concert were untrue."

Ohio Legalized Casinos

Voters in Ohio approved a plan to open casinos in the state's four largest cities. What do you think?

"This law should improve both the economy and diversity in the state, as Native American investors tend to flock toward gambling."

AT&T Claims Verizon Lied About Coverage

Telecommunications giant AT&T is suing Verizon Wireless for ads Verizon ran suggesting AT&T had gaps in its network. What do you think?

"I'd also like to sue Verizon for suggesting that using their phones would give me an instant entourage of a hundred people, including a guy in hipster glasses. Not true."

First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied

The bullying of Moira Cameron, the first female "Beefeater" guard in the Tower of London's history, has resulted in the suspension of two Beefeaters and the investigation of a third. What do you think?

"Outrageous and unacceptable. Behavior like this will give guards a reason to flock around the male Towers of London, leaving all the female towers unguarded."

"What a low point in bullying. With a muff on the guard's head and 'beef' in her name, the words 'diving' and 'curtain' are almost mechanical."

Karzai Rival Pulls Out Of Race

Afghan presidential contender Abdullah Abdullah withdrew his candidacy six days before a scheduled runoff election, calling into question the legitimacy of Hamid Karzai's government. What do you think?

"On the up side, Abdullah Abudullah made a strong statement about democracy. On down side, Hamid Karzai's government will democratically stay in power."

Rex Bikini's Blog Is Public Again

You've been warned.

Hardcore Saved My Life

Last Friday concluded one of the tougher times in my life, as Snell & Wilmer offered me a job. The search has been going on for 2.5 months, with almost daily rejections, and I felt not only hopeless about finding security, but also inadequate as a student and a person. Through it all family and friends kept me from offing myself, and the hardcore ethos kept me going. I just wanted to document that, because it was very meaningful to me. I didn't turn to the bottle or seek escapism in partying; I kept putting myself out there, kept taking risks; I didn't get depressed and sleep all day; I studied hard and did all my homework on time and went to all my classes; I kept up my vegetarianism and ate healthy; I took ballet classes; I bitched and expressed my anger in art(ish - writing the law school musical); I kept in touch with friends; and most of all, I learned that I could make it NOT walking away. Two things I'd do differently - I'd exercise more and drink less coffee - but goddamn if it isn't hard to be hardcore! There's a reason we invented those crutches. I purposely went without coffee today, and it wasn't in me to do it all on my own. I promptly fell asleep again at noon.

Special ups to Comeback Kid:
Does it mean no damage done?
Not a chance in the world.
Cause there was never a day that went by without regret.
Turn it around.
The past still haunting me.
I gotta give it away.

Bill May Have Cost Hillary VP Slot

In the new issue of Time magazine by former Obama campaign aide David Ploufe indicates that Hillary Clinton was a serious contender for the VP slot in 2008, but that her ex-president husband ultimately brought with him too many complications. What do you think?

"I admire Hillary for her strength of principle. A lesser woman would have conceded that Michelle Obama's rhubarb pie was better than Bill's, but that would have been a lie."