Sriracha

I love Sriracha
like moonlit nights; or daybreak
warmed with rooster's crow.

Alien Desire

Tall, hunky Asian -
muscled, aviatored - I
thought I knew better.

I Reboot

Utter failure is
liberating. Nothing left
to lose. Risk. Reboot.

Student

While I wait for you
to fall in love with me, I
might as well learn law.

Marionette

I'll wait for you til
my bones parch with longing, til
you could not want me.

I Have Another

I have another,
handsomer than you, but not
as devastating.

A Drinking Song

WINE comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That’s all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.

- WB Yeats

Neologism

We need new words for
"douchebag." It's been colonized
by the enemy.

Sassy Moms

Sassy moms, with age,
morph into Larry David,
though not as feckless.