Basic Instinct

SNOOZERS! I can't believe people loved this movie as much as they did. They must have been blinded by all the coochie shots. The only reason I made myself sit through the whole thing was because I had to know who the icepick killer was. It turned out to be the obvious one, the one they suspected 10 minutes into the movie.

I did, however, learn one important thing from this movie: in 1992, being lesbian legitimately made you a murder suspect, while being a closeted lesbian gave cops the right to shoot you.