Sunday, January 13, 2008

Edward Scissorhands

This is an important case study for us shallow people:
1. Johnny Depp never looked LESS HOT than he did in this movie. He was something between a sad clown and a scary clown, not to mention unwashed and freaky.
2. Johnny Depp was never more ADORABLE than he was in this movie. His Edward Scissorhands was heartaching when he spoke, stood, walked, smiled, hugged, etc.

Discuss.

Tim Burton is quite fucked up. Of all the things that could be scary in this movie, you wouldn't expect Suburbia to be the scariest. I underestimated the versatility of the warped vision behind Batman and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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