Hell
Cartman:
"Friends, I have to tell you that last night I received a phone call from beyond the grave-eh. It was our departed friend, Kennih! Calling from the depths of hell! And he described what hell is like in horrid detail-uh. He said that in hell, the smell is awful. He said that in hell, everyone speaks Spanish. He said there is water in hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours-uh! And perhaps worst of all, in hell, there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores! But they all have the same little trinkets in them-eh!"
* * *
Kenny:
(Where am I?)
Attendant:
¿Qué?
Kenny:
(WHERE AM I?)
Attendant:
¿Qué?
"Friends, I have to tell you that last night I received a phone call from beyond the grave-eh. It was our departed friend, Kennih! Calling from the depths of hell! And he described what hell is like in horrid detail-uh. He said that in hell, the smell is awful. He said that in hell, everyone speaks Spanish. He said there is water in hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours-uh! And perhaps worst of all, in hell, there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores! But they all have the same little trinkets in them-eh!"
* * *
Kenny:
(Where am I?)
Attendant:
¿Qué?
Kenny:
(WHERE AM I?)
Attendant:
¿Qué?
posted by Rex at 9:15 PM
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