My Filthy Roommate

has a half-full (or half-empty) gallon of bad milk, so old that it's become a dull-gray solid. This container she perched on the very top of our RECYCLING.

Last I checked, solid milk is not recyclable! It would have pissed me off anyways if she had put in in the regular trash, because we (and by we I mean I) don't take it out every day, but it would have been better than putting it in the recycling, where it could stay for days, or weeks! I ignored the solid milk for a few days, just to see if she would take it out. She didn't, the filthy bitch. I finally had to do it myself, lest the animal that grows out of it eat me while I'm sleeping.