Airplane Etiquette

Airplane etiquette:
Armrest priority goes
to the middle seat.

I was feeling cold and crowded as the woman next to me took the armrest and had her vent on too high. I was giving her the mental stink eye when at the end of the flight she turned to me and said, "You're hair is beautiful."

I was looking like hell today and I barely even combed my hair. I felt like such a mean-spirited jackass.