Quotes of the Day: Saved by the Bell

1.
[Zack announces that he will run against Jessie for president.]
Jessie: Be warned: I'm going to kick your butt!
Mr. Dewey: Zack, care to re-but?

2.
Mr. Dewey: You make light of algebra now, but when you're all grown up and your friends are making logarithm jokes at cocktail parties, you won't have a clue as to what everybody's laughing at.