I'm on Fire!

I'm so impressed with myself this weekend. I've been giving out all kinds of great advice to friends - I'm totally on a roll - about relationships, dating, career, and I even repaired a friendship (mediating the simple principle of "bros before hos"). Why anyone would even ask me what I think is crazy, but I hear that my advice has actually been pretty sound. So if you have a problem, now's the time to lay it on me. Who knows how long it can last before Mad Social Scientist Rex takes the wheel again.