Cereal City

The original raison d'etre of the Kellog cereal company was to make a corn flake so wholesome and nutritious that boys who ate it wouldn't feel the need to beat off. To supplement their cereal experiment, they also came up with this shock device that the boys would attach to their loins, as a further deterrent. For girls who needed to beat off, they came up with a system of "womb massages" - which basically was a guy who beat off the girls for them.

How fucked up is that? Any project to stop masturbation is doomed to fail...except for maybe the womb massage one.

The founding generation of the Kellog company died out because around 1885, the Seventh Day Adventists came and convinced them that the world was coming to an end. I don't know whether they fired everyone after that or if all the apocalyptic people quit, but the end of the world put a hold to everything - ie, the fight against masturbation - for a while. When the world didn't come to an end, the people of the town returned to work at Kellog. These people are the kids and later descendants of the original generation, and apparently they are still there.