The Onion Highlights This Week

The News in Photos: A Pope Remembered
"Vatican Recinds 'Blessed' Status of World's Meek: 'Screw the Meek,' Says Pope"

Infograph: TV Shows on DVD
People are increasingly buying television series on DVD instead of watching them on broadcast TV. Why?
* With DVD pause feature, easier to masturbate to autopsies on CSI.