Union Talk

"What is the justification for asking the company to discharge 4 of its new employees in order to hire 4 guys who are sympathetic to us?"
"It's in the contract that the company give preference to those with seniority. Our guys have been there 30 years, whereas these new guys were just picked up a few months ago."
"But one of them is...a pregnant woman."
"Yeah, well, we got some guys taking care of that right now. We're sending Gino and Rocco to bust her kneecaps."
"But she also has an autistic kid."
"We'll get someone else to go urinate on the autistic kid."

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