Time to Invest in a Tazer
As I was getting into the elevator in my building after my lunch break, a man said, "Done studying already?"
"Excuse me? Have we had this conversation before?"
"No, I saw you studying during lunch."
Keep in mind that lunch was across the street, in a big common area much like a mall food court.
"Excuse me? Have we had this conversation before?"
"No, I saw you studying during lunch."
Keep in mind that lunch was across the street, in a big common area much like a mall food court.
posted by Rex at 1:54 PM
3 Comments:
you should get some keychain pepper spray deal. or start wearing some big ass heavy rings on your fingers.
I vote for big rings on your ears, which offers two strategies of attack. 1) whip you head around and whack him in the face with your earrings. 2) (for deadly scenarios only) grab your earrings and make a fist and pull. Instant "brass knuckles" (brass is soft, so get these made from steel or titanium)
Always glad to help :)
I dunno...if I'm going to be whipping things around, I prefer the cold-cocking :-D
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