Jokes

From tonight's episode of the Sopranos (my first):

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
Good evening, ladies.

A man comes home to his wife one day and gives her flowers. "I guess this means I have to open my legs tonight," she says. "Why? You don't have a vase?"

There were a hatful more, but I'll have to wait until someone posts them on imdb before I can retrieve them. Because I can't retrieve them from my memory. Besides the grandpa jokes,it was actually a pretty touching episode about becoming old and irrelevant. Going from big shot to Depends and medication, or possible getting whacked because growing old by yourself makes you lonely, and you start talking too much.