Plague

There is a SERIOUS plague going through my department and/or school right now. I'm in utter disbelief that I wasn't the first one it took down. It started about 2 weeks ago, when I was going through this uncontrollable eating binge. I was really mad at myself for putting on some pounds - and about half of it in chocolate - but now I'm glad I did because I must have been beefing up the lard to fight off germs. I'm also glad now that I stopped going to German and slept in instead all last week. I was certain I would have dropped dead if I'd tried to do it all, and now I think all my sick colleagues are proof that I was right. You can't do it all. Sometimes it's better just to look like a complete incompetent ass.