Monday, September 18, 2006

Sensitivity Training 101

"One difference between Greek religion and ours is that there's a lot of sex. I mean, in our religions you don't usually see some god coming down and banging one chick after another."

"Well, that's not to say there isn't implied eroticism..."

"Excuse me, but could we not say things like 'banging some chick'? We're all in a university here, and that sounds really offensive."

"Uh, yes, that's true...thanks for mentioning that. Let's all watch our language as we discuss these sensitive topics..."

Well played, Bikini. Narrowly dodged that bullet.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

tee-hee! was this in one of your classes or in one that you were teaching?

9:31 AM, September 18, 2006  
Blogger Que-ni said...

I think that you argued quite well how the Bible is full of sex. Think back to your insights about Moses (albeit Pounds) and his parting the red sea and mastering the flaming column, ahem! I mean, all personages in the Bible who walk through exapansive and parched deserts holding their staff -- its all metaphor for male adolescent angst when all you want to do is 'bang a chick' but you find that most weekend nights, you are left holding your staff all alone. So I think

9:27 AM, September 22, 2006  

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