"Fudge Packer" in urbandictionary.com

While reading Aristophanes, I was trying to find a good word for katapugon, which is an insult that essentially denotes the catcher. Fudgepacker was my closest estimate, because it too is used as a generic insult; but some people think it means pitcher only. So, I'm open to suggestions.

Anyways, I did find this one definition that totally cracked me up.

6. fudge packer

One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.

Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: What that n---- Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat n----!