Worst Episode Ever

Word on the street is that after firing Michael Vartan, Alias FINALLY realized who their audience was - women who love Michael Vartan. They killed him off several episodes ago, then their ratings took a plunge, then the show was taken off the air for a while, and now they're making a big deal about his comeback with a two hour special-episode.

Nevermind that it was two hours long - in fact, two hours longer than it needed to be. Nevermind that there are these two peripheral characters we don't give a shit about, and plus the dude is ugly. Nevermind that nothing really happened. What really pisses me off is the big Michael Vartan moment, built up so much as it was, lasted exactly half a second.

Those manipulative fucks.