Crazy or Faking It?

"I want to be tied down. If I had a girl, I'd have no problem marrying her right now. I have a reason to get up in the morning - seriously, I love my work - but I'd like a reason to go home at night."

"For real? My reason for getting up in the morning is Saved by the Bell."

Speaking of which -
Jessie: "We were discussing the benefits of having a female president. She is long overdue."
Zach: "Just like a woman: always late."