Friday, December 23, 2005

Toxic Avenger IV: Citizen Toxie

1. I can't believe they felt the need to make this movie four times.
2. A great tool for any would-be dieter. I've lost my appetite for at least a week.
3. Best described in two words: CHEAP THRILLS. Gore, boobs; lesbians, bj, rape. About half a step up from a porno, in its lack of subtlety, and low-budget everything.
4. All that said, rather funny. If I were a sexless post-adolescent male I'd be all over it.
5. Features not only Lemmy from Motorhead, but also Ron Jeremy, Corey Feldman, and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.
6. Shockingly, the writing wasn't half bad. I've seen worse, like The Notebook...or Magnolia.

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