My New Thing

(in case you haven't guessed already)

- So who wrote that book?
- Bram Stoker.
- Did he write anything else?
- I think he wrote some more dime novels in the horror genre. Nothing important.
- Kinda like...
- Stephen King? Except he wasn't half as successful in his day.
- Well, so, you might say that he's...B-list?
- ...

Dammit. Yes, that's my new thing.