Fashion Industry Take Note

I went to the mall the other day and asked the sales wench if they had any legwarmers; she practically laughed at me and said, "I haven't seen those for...years!" "They were in last year," I replied knowledgeably. Stupid bumpkin-ass ho, can't tell fashion from your backwards provincial world.

This season, the only place that has legwarmers is ebay. Most of them come from the UK (Europeans more fashionable than Americans), meaning more dough, otherwise I would have bid on some. Almost all the decent looking ones have bids, and many of them have 2 or 3 or more bids. What does that tell you?

There is a demand for legwarmers!!