Norman

A friend told me about this site today that does an episode-by-episode commentary on Saved By the Bell. Gold! I was laughing and crying for about 5 minutes when I read this one:

"So, today the gang does a rapping version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves for the Bayside School Musical. If that sounds lame, that’s because it was...

"NERD NAME WATCH
Seven Dorks: Dweeby, Nerdy, Geeky, Slimey, Shlumpy, Dumpy, and Norman.
Man, thank god my name’s not Norman. Ouch."

Mercy! http://www.poppycockcircus.com/v-web/b2/