Mixed Metaphor
"Why buy the whole cow when you can get the sex for free?"
posted by Rex at 10:56 PM
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
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How personal would you like to get? I'd like to find out what's behind the pants, myself. More explicitly, what color panties are you wearing? And how long have you been wearing them?
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Clear thinking is difficult for cows after they have raided the minibar, but this cow had a single moment of clarity and stopped things in time.
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