The Earrings

"How pimp am I? I got that girl's number."
"The question is, did you get the guy's number? He was hot."
"He was pretty hot."
"Yeah, but he was one of those toolish-looking hot guys."
"It's true. He had these diamond stud earrings on both ears."
"Ew!"
"Oh, so he was one of those guys who are like, 'Yo, I'm Usher.'"
"Yeah! Haha."
"What? He said, 'I'm Usher'?"
"No...but he didn't have to."
"Right! Why say it when the earrings already scream it?"