Mighty Aphrodite
An old favorite.
[Lenny and his five-year-old son are shooting hoops.]
Lenny: Do you ever think about what you want to be when you grow up, Max?
Max: Ummm...I don't know. Maybe an interior decorator?
Lenny [stops, takes away the ball]: What?
Max: Just kidding!
Curiosity: that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer.
[Lenny and his five-year-old son are shooting hoops.]
Lenny: Do you ever think about what you want to be when you grow up, Max?
Max: Ummm...I don't know. Maybe an interior decorator?
Lenny [stops, takes away the ball]: What?
Max: Just kidding!
Curiosity: that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer.
2 Comments:
If it BENDS, it's COMEDY! If it BREAKS, it's TRAGEDY!
AR, you're the best.
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