Damn, I'm Good

"St. Mary's is basically a finishing school for girls who didn't get into Notre Dame but still want to be a part of the Notre Dame culture."
"That doesn't mean it's any less effective at what it is. Take Radcliff and Wellesley: Wellesley is much better at being a finishing school."
"What are you talking about? Wellesley's a great school."
"I know. My point is that when it comes to introducing girls to their Harvard husbands, Wellesley has more success than Radcliff."
"What's Stanford's finishing school? Did you guys have a satellite like that?"
"Well, we called that Berkeley."

Zing!

Hahaha, I'm laughing my way straight to Berkeley's wait/rejection list.