Wednesday, September 05, 2007

You Know What I Hate?

Akon. Yrggh. Power 106, once the nation's epicenter on the pulse of hip hop (so I hear) these days has a rotation of about 6 songs, of which Akon has at least 3. Particularly aggravating is that song about the time he dry-humped the 14-year-old girl onstage, and he goes on and on about how it's everyone else's fault but his own: the club proprietors for letting her in, the girl's father for letting her out, the girl for being a ho-bag, the media for everything else - in short, everyone but him, because he's the clear victim of all this. Let's remember that in addition to dry-humping one kid onstage, Akon also body-slammed and threw another kid offstage. All that might even be overlooked, if only he didn't keep singing about it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Cephalopod said...

yeah, and Akon pretends like he's in his 20s, but the man is like, actually close to 40 and has multiple wives.

12:06 PM, September 05, 2007  
Blogger Rex said...

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Gross.

1:12 PM, September 05, 2007  

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