I've Figured Out What Causes Me Micro-Unhappiness

The thing that makes me feel discontent on a day-to-day basis is sitting at a computer all day. It's uncomfortable, it hurts my eyes, and it makes me feel a little nauseated by the end of the day, whether it's because of the visual stimulation or the hunched sitting position. It's one of the big things I couldn't jive with in the LIFESTYLE of an academic, and it looks like it will continue to bother me in this present and future occupation. Unfortunately for me, I may be looking at a lifetime of micro-level unhappiness, because I can't think of any job I'd be good at that wouldn't require sitting at a computer. Maybe I could start trying to be a longhand writer.