Great Story

"Did I tell you time my old roommate peed in the drinking fountain? Well, it was during formal: all of the stalls were full and she was drunk and really had to go to the bathroom. She stood there waiting and waiting, and no one is coming out, and suddenly she looks over and says, 'that handicapped fountain looks about the right height!' So she squats down and relieves herself in the drinking fountain!"

A simple story, with just two details that make it golden (pun!): (1) the fact that it was formal, and (2) the abuse of handicapped facilities.