Team America

I don't know what everyone was talking about; it's a great movie! I love how they were able to get the puppets to make facial expressions, but for some reason they still walk like spazzes. I was skeptical about giving Team America a chance, but the hook for me was the scene where Gary gets drunk and pukes out in the alley. After that I had to watch the whole movie, and was rewarded with some memorably asinine gems, like:

1. Freedom costs $1.05
2. When Chris was a child, he was gang-raped by the cast of Cats
3. "I promise I will never die"
4. Derka-derka Mohammed jihad sherpa
5. AIDS AIDS AIDS!