Quote of the Day

"What on earth is Biffy doing getting engaged to Honoria Glossop?"
"I could not say, sir."
"I mean, there probably are fellows in this world who get engaged to this Glossop menace and like it - tough hardy chaps with strong chins and glittering eyes - but Biffy is not one of them!"

"Surely Mr. Biffin has only himself to blame if he has entered upon matrimonial obligations which do not please him, sir."
"Oh, you're talking absolute rot, Jeeves. You know as well as I do that Honoria Glossop is an act of God. You may as well blame a fellow for getting run over by a truck."

- Jeeves and Wooster, Pearls Mean Tears