"Cool Island Song"

I was laughing til it hurt, and again, the cause eludes me.

Cartman:
Alright, you asked for it. I'm afraid you leave us no choice. It's time for Plan B... You have a heart made of ice, Mr. Lucas, and so we're goin' to melt your icy heart... with a cool island song. Gentlemen?

George Lucas:
[confused] ...What??

Cartman:
Hit it, Tweek!

Stan:
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. I thought we were gonna cool his hot heart with a cool island song.

Cartman:
...No, he has an icy heart.

Kyle:
...But you can't melt ice with a cool song, 'tardheart.

Stan:
So we have to warm his icy heart with a "hot" island song

Cartman:
It's a COOL island song.

Kyle:
Well then we're gonna end up freezing his hellish heart with a cool island song.

Cartman:
Oh, do we wanna do that?

...

Skeeter:
But the governor won't pardon Hat. So how can we get him out of prison?

Tweek:
No! Listen to me! We're not talking about Hat right now, okay?! Gad!! Look, we went to George Lucas's house a-and tried to melt his icy heart with a warm island song, but then Spielberg showed up and took three of our members prisoner! They're goin' to premiere their new Raiders of the Lost Ark, and we have to rescue them! Do you understand?!

Woman:
Hey, he's got a point there.

Man 6:
Yeah... Maybe we could melt the governor's icy heart with a cool island song!

Members:
[scattered reaction] Yeah.

Tweek:
No!

Skeeter:
No?

Man 7:
No! He's right. We have to freeze his hot heart with a cool island song.

Woman:
Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?

Man 8:
Let's cool his hot temper with a fresh island song.

Man 9:
That's it!

Man 10:
Let's go! Come on! [the members rally and take off]

Tweek:
Oh God. I'm gonna have to do this myself. Oh God!