Heart Attack!

Heather Locklear was on Conan last night promoting a movie in which she plays Hilary Duff's mother. I thought, who the hell is going to buy that SHE is HER mother? So I looked up Duff's age, expecting to find something like 24 or 25...and OMG! she IS young enough (conceivably) to play Locklear's daughter! I felt old.

I agree with Candace Bushnell: no one should be born after 1985. It's too much.