Disturbing Mind-Images
(I noticed that the episode was narrated to me incorrectly. So here's the script I ripped off the web.)
Actor [singing]: Why not use a trick we actors use, cover your eyes and ears to see what it would be like to be blind and deaf. See what plays inside your mind.
[Cartman does so and it is followed by a montage of horrific scenes, the holocaust, someone on fire, grisly operations, a dead rat being eaten by another rat, etc.]
Cartman [takes off blindfold and ear muffs]: WOAH!
Actor: Anything useful?
Cartman: No, just the stuff I usually see when I close my eyes.
* * *
I noticed today that I have a zit on my earlobe. Though this image is not nearly as disturbing as Cartman's, I had a little fantasy just now about getting my ears pierced just so I can lance this stupid zit.
Actor [singing]: Why not use a trick we actors use, cover your eyes and ears to see what it would be like to be blind and deaf. See what plays inside your mind.
[Cartman does so and it is followed by a montage of horrific scenes, the holocaust, someone on fire, grisly operations, a dead rat being eaten by another rat, etc.]
Cartman [takes off blindfold and ear muffs]: WOAH!
Actor: Anything useful?
Cartman: No, just the stuff I usually see when I close my eyes.
* * *
I noticed today that I have a zit on my earlobe. Though this image is not nearly as disturbing as Cartman's, I had a little fantasy just now about getting my ears pierced just so I can lance this stupid zit.
posted by Rex at 11:02 PM
2 Comments:
And get your entire earlobe infected by the bacteria swimming in your zit? Lovely.
You'll be glad to know that I popped the zit - the old-fashioned squeezy way. And yes, my earlobe is all big and inflamed now. Yes!
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