Aries

1. the man's man
2. make good hairdressers

Hold up, I interrupted; man's man and hairdresser? Isn't that an oxymoron? Unless, I corrected myself, by "man's man" you mean literally, as in gay.

No, I swear to God, said the Aries. Male hairdressers get more women than anyone. Because they spend so much time around women.

Skeptical face.