Tuesday, May 13, 2008

In the Year 2000

I always love these jokes.

There will be a massive nuclear war, killing every living thing on earth, except cockroaches and Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.

Another celebritiy stalking will be in the news, this time involving Larry King and his stalker, the Grim Reaper.

Barbara Walters will admit to having had an affair with a politician from Massachusettes. Most Americans will learn who this politician is when they tune into the HBO series, John Adams.

BTW, how did Jimmy Fallon beat out William Shatner for the top billing? He might have more going on currently (and by more I mean exactly ONE, ie Late Night), but it's just insulting.

BTW again, I got another idea of yet another better Late Night replacement, this time from dlisted: Chelsea Handler from Chelsea Lately. She is SO FUNNY. Her show doesn't shine because her panel of comedians usually fucks up the flow, with their lack of funny, but Chelsea herself is brillaint. She also does her filmings in LA...

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