Unbelievable

I just hacked one version of my personal statement down to the required 500-word limit. Wow!

In other unbelievable news, what an anticlimax for Tila Tequila to pick Bobby over Dani. Bobby is so...blah; an obvious, boring choice. Dani was great: a sharp-dressed, fire-fighting butch lesbian who refuses to talk smack about anyone even when egged on. Plus, you'd never expect a trampy bisexual like Tila Tequila to go for a butch lesbian!