Smited by the Gods

As if last night's BAT affair - perhaps the single scariest day of my life - weren't bad enough. My computer is breaking AGAIN. It keeps shutting itself down for no reason. Why do you hate me, computer? This is twice this semester.

It must be because I gave my computer an ill-omened name. I wanted "Lolita" to convey that it is the light of my life and the fire of my loins, but the little shit is turning on me like a cold-blooded gangster. Next time I'm naming my computer Happy or Lucky or something.