I Would Have Posted Something...

but I guess I can only hold one post in my head at a time, and the content of this post was of questionable tastes. My brother and I were talking about radical solutions for unifying the left wing, and I think our ideas were pretty good - totally hilarious and possibly effective. But like many funny things, the strength of these ideas was in their politically incorrectness. Perhaps one day, when I'm a political stand-up comic, I'll debut some of our solutions.

In case I forget and need a prompt: affirmative action, gay marriage, abortion.