Incontinence

These days I seem to be having more and more trouble holding in the need to go Number 1. This means that not only am I barely able to sustain the walk from Point A to the restroom, but also that I have to go more frequently. It's like as soon as the thought enters my head, I have to relieve myself right then and there. I used to be able to go hours holding it (once, when I was about 7, I went from about 10am to 4pm needing to piss; I was at a school carnival, and couldn't bring myself to use the portapotties). Now I'm always just seconds away from wetting my pants. I wasn't expecting this to happen for another 50 years, at least.