Purging Myself Like a Bulemic

"Blah blah blah...Kobe Bryant."
"Oh, speaking of, how are the Lakers doing this year?"
"Not good. The Clippers are better: that's how bad they are."
"Yeah, the Clippers are doing surprisingly well. They might even make it to the playoffs, which would be historic."
"Haha, the Clippers! Did you know that I was once in their halftime show? They sucked then, obviously."
"No way, like three of my friends are Laker girls!"

Three guesses as to who this last speaker was.

Man, the hate is just flowing, like the beer flows like wine in Aspen. Well well, comedy = tragedy + time.