As Shallow As I Can Get

Damn, even I'm in awe at my motivations. I was so smitten with Anderson Cooper's wit about reality tv that I've actually started tuning into his news show! Also, I appreciate that he's freakin sexy...albeit gay, probably. It's like my love for Montgomery Clift. But good looks alone isn't enough to win me over. My love was piqued specifically because the man can be trashy.

Because Anderson Cooper has actually succeeded in making the news palatable to me, I am grateful to him and his easiness on the eyes. I only wish I knew about his facility at trash earlier, so that I would have walked through a little bit more of my life with a fucking clue as to what people are talking about.