You should write me an email.

Yes you. I'm working on a (short) paper, which means, as always, that mostly I'm just checking for new emails and reading the Onion. I also just took an exam today (2 down, 2 more to go), which I knew was going to be unfair, and in that I was not disappointed. Also, my tooth is killing me. Killing me!

If my writing style seems convoluted and unnecessarily wordy, that's because I'm writing a paper right now. The trick is to say as little as possible while using as many words as possible.