The Notebook, Three's Company
Yes, it was a tear-jerker. No, nothing happens. Just your standard boy-meets-girl story, nothing original, no valid reason, really, why you should see it, but goddammit they know which heartstrings to pull and they pull them shamelessly.
Noah (Ryan Gosling): used to work with my frosh RA/former teen idol Kyle A on TV - therefore I'm friends with him by two degrees of separation!
Allie (Rachel MacAdams): has one too many precancerous-looking moles on her face and body, would advise against the close-ups and nekkid scenes (1 point minus column); however! played Regina George in Mean Girls (1 point plus column).
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Larry: Martha! What a lovely name. It makes one think of vineyards.
Noah (Ryan Gosling): used to work with my frosh RA/former teen idol Kyle A on TV - therefore I'm friends with him by two degrees of separation!
Allie (Rachel MacAdams): has one too many precancerous-looking moles on her face and body, would advise against the close-ups and nekkid scenes (1 point minus column); however! played Regina George in Mean Girls (1 point plus column).
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Larry: Martha! What a lovely name. It makes one think of vineyards.
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