Unbelievably,

we were sitting today in Greek prose comp, and the lecturer - a pompous man if I ever saw one - was making some point about Latin grammar (in a Greek class) that he says we will never hear from anyone in the world other than himself because all the world's experts, he claims, are intellectual frauds, while presumably he is not (!), when his cell phone starts ringing...

...and he has the gall to answer it. And start talking, on the phone, right there in class.