Fiddlesticks

"I'd rather be in extreme cold than in extreme heat, because I can always put on more clothes to get warmer."

How many times have we heard people say that? Frankly, I disagree. Right now, I'm wearing just about all the clothes I can wear without looking stupid, and I'm still cold.

No, I'll take heat any old day of the week! All I have to do then is jump into a tropical blue ocean, and all my problems are solved.

It worries me, because I can't begin to imagine how they swing it in Michigan or Chicago, or even New York.